June 15, 2025

Oracle FY26 Kickoff: What Happens in Orlando…

 


Oracle FY26 Kickoff: What Happens in Orlando…
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for June 15, 2025


Monday morning I woke up and flew to Orlando for four nights in the blazing Florida heat. It was the start of a packed week of meetings, nonstop networking, and figuring out where the heck I was supposed to be next. As usual, the flight in hit heavy turbulence—something about Florida air just wants to shake you up. I used a Navy SEAL breathing trick I learned from ChatGPT to keep my cool. Didn’t cry. Much.


Monday night started our FY26 Oracle NACI Sales kickoff event with dinner and laughs alongside my manager and teammates. 
It was our first big in-person gathering since Covid—and with more than 2,000 people in attendance, this ended up being the only time I saw most of my team all week. Still, it was a great way to kick off the chaos.


More than 2,000 of us from NACI—North America Cloud Infrastructure—packed into Orlando as Oracle dropped its FY25 results. Cloud Infrastructure hit $3.0B in Q4 alone, up 52% YoY. Leadership was fired up, and the message was clear: great job… now go out and top it.


We all roll up to Mark Hura, EVP of North America Cloud Infrastructure—and frankly, it's hard not to get fired up when you hear him speak. With AI driving record demand for OCI, and leadership that’s both sharp and grounded, it feels like we’re sitting in the eye of the perfect tech storm… in the best way possible.


Eventually, we split into org breakouts. My team rolls up to Chris Gandolfo, EVP of North America OCI & AI Sales. He’s been at the center of Oracle’s biggest AI infrastructure wins. It’s genuinely exciting to be on this ride—feels like the rocket just cleared the launchpad and no one really knows how high we’re going to fly.


There’s a crew of behind-the-scenes geniuses who make our team meetings feel like primetime TV, and for our in-person event, they went full Hollywood. The year-end awards are called The Larrys—yes, really—and my teammate Annie Bair took home multiple trophies. Total rockstar.


Of course, not all of our time was spent in conference rooms. We were in Orlando, after all. 
One night they turned us loose for a partner-hosted pub crawl through Disney Springs—which is like Epcot for grownups, but with more cocktails and fewer screaming children. We drank, we mingled, and not once did anyone ask us to pose with a giant mouse. A magical evening indeed.


I enjoy events like these where I get to try foods way outside my usual comfort zone. I’m not typically a big fish guy, but when something this fresh shows up staring you down on a platter… you just roll with it and hope it doesn’t blink.


During our final session, we heard directly from Oracle founder Larry Ellison—on the same day he became the second richest person in the world, thanks to Oracle’s incredible earnings and the stock surge that followed. He told us, “Demand is astronomical… we’ve never seen anything like this.” It wasn’t just inspiring—this is one of those rare moments when you realize you’re part of something truly transformational.


Saturday’s fishing trip with Jen and Dan got sunk by the weather—too cold, too crappy—but we pivoted like pros and hit lunch instead. No fish were harmed, but some burgers didn’t make it. Always good to catch up, even if it’s with fries instead of lines.


Sunday was Father’s Day, so we celebrated with Grandma Linda and the kids over lunch at Benihana. The food was incredible, the gifts were thoughtful, and I’m still recovering from how full I got. Nothing better than being surrounded by family—unless it’s being surrounded by family and chicken fried rice. 

Happy Father’s Day to all you legends out there!


June 8, 2025

Betting the Belmont from Canterbury Park

 

Betting the Belmont from Canterbury Park

Todd Swank's Diary Entry for June 8, 2025


Thursday night bingo at Crooked Pint with the Walters crew. We didn’t win much, but with this group, you leave feeling richer—just not in the way that covers your bar tab.


We stopped by Avery and Abby’s on Saturday. Abby’s been healing from sinus surgery and Avery’s been earning Nurse of the Month. Great to see them both smiling—and not just because the meds finally kicked in.

Afterwards we made our way to Canterbury Park for the Belmont Stakes and some local races. There’s just something fun about watching giant animals sprint while grown adults scream at paper tickets like they’re stock portfolios.


Tried using ChatGPT for betting tips and crushed it—$34 on the Belmont and $39 on the first live race. Lost $20 on the third, or we’d probably be living at Canterbury by now and naming horses “Prompt Engineer.”


Caught this trio of trumpeter swans on the drive home—welcoming their new little note to the world. A baby trumpet, softly sounding the next movement in nature’s symphony.
@toddswank Bird isn’t impressed with your camera. #funnybirds #birdhouse #birdwatching #birds ♬ Singing Birds Sound - Tmsoft's White Noise Sleep Sounds
@toddswank Went to the track expecting a calm photo. The horse had… other plans. I’m not saying it was personal, but he definitely came in hot. #HorseChaos #KlingAI #AIvideo #GenerativeAI #OutOfControl #DerbyDrama #EquineEnergy #canterbury ♬ Old Town Road #2 - Lil Nas X

June 1, 2025

The Minnesota Ballpark Crawl

 


The Minnesota Ballpark Crawl
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for June 1, 2025


We spent one action-packed weekend bouncing between two of Minnesota’s finest ballparks—without watching a single pitch. It started Thursday night at Target Field, where Thrivent gave us a full tour, hot dogs, and the rare chance to stand on the field like we owned the place.


We’re not big baseball fans, but a behind-the-scenes Target Field tour sounded fun. I faked enthusiasm to the mascot like a pro—it’s all in the eyes and delivering a confident look like you’ve got season tickets and strong opinions about bullpen depth.


Some parts of the tour were surprisingly fascinating—like learning Target Field has nearly 15 miles of beer tubing pumping cold brews from massive keg rooms to fans across the stadium. 
It’s basically the ballpark’s circulatory system—with way more foam.


Since the Twins are in season, their locker room was off-limits—but we did get to tour the visitor’s digs. It had plenty of space, nice leather chairs, and just enough “you’re only here for three nights, don’t unpack” energy to keep it humbling.


We got to explore the press room, broadcast booths, dugouts, and even step onto the field—just not the grass. Apparently, that was a step too far. Seems a little fussy for turf that’s about to be spit on and stomped by 20 guys in cleats.


On Saturday, we kicked off summer the best way we know how—by hitting GrillFest at CHS Field with the Korkowskis. No baseball, just sunshine, endless samples, and enough booze and burgers to make us forget the field normally hosts professional athletes.


Back in the day, GrillFest used to teach you how to sear a steak without setting your deck on fire. Now it’s more like a pregame for a Jimmy Buffett concert. The grills are gone, the booze is flowing, and if you can operate tongs, you're probably overqualified.  It should probably be rebranded to BoozeFest.

Videos of the Week

@toddswank Nickeil Alexander-Walker with the 3! Assist from Antman. Let’s go Timberwolves! #wolvesin7 #minnesota #timberwolves #nba ♬ Bring Em Out - Instrumental - Instrumental Icons
@toddswank My friends aren’t big dancers so I used Kling AI to fix that! #klingai #partyrock #dance #grillfest #aivideo ♬ original sound - Todd Swank
@toddswank We had the opportunity to visit Target Field last night. Then a fireball came out of nowhere and exploded near second base. Great ballpark. Would absolutely visit again. #FireballFromTheSky #TargetField #BaseballChaos #AIvideo #KlingAI #GenerativeAI #TwinsBaseball ♬ SUPA GOOD!!! (from Dog Man) - Yung Gravy
@toddswank Last time it was a meteor. This time, a humpback whale breached so close I’m pretty sure I felt the splash. AI or not… I’m still drying off. #WhaleBreach #HumpbackWhale #OceanMoment #KlingAI #AIvideo #SplashZone #GenerativeAI #WildEncounters ♬ In USA - Glow City