April 5, 2020

Week 3 in Quarantine



Week 3 in Quarantine
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for April 5, 2020


We continue seeking new ways to entertain ourselves as we hit week 3 of quarantine.  The hot tub is getting quite a bit more use than it's had in awhile.  We even relaxed the rules on allowing our golden retriever, Blue, to get into the hot tub with us.  Despite our thinking for years that the dog had a strong desire to join us in the hot tub, we discovered that he has absolutely zero interest in doing so.  We've always told him No whenever we thought he might be interested in jumping in the water, but when we finally said yes and tried to encourage him to jump in with us, we found out that there is no way in heck is he going to get into that water.  Maybe it's too hot for him.


I was pretty shocked that he wouldn't get into the hot tub, because swimming is one of his favorite things to do in the world.  Lucky for him, the ice finally went out on the lake this weekend so he was able to get some in anyways.  Despite the water being only 45 degrees or so, he had not a moment of hesitation before he jumped in and was ready to chase the ball as long as we would let him do it.  We might be stuck at home, but at least Spring is finally coming so we can enjoy our outside time.


Now I just need to find something like swimming to keep my boys as entertained as the dog.  It's kind of interesting for them to be finishing their college semesters at home the past couple of weeks because we haven't been around them during study season for quite some time.  I'm actually pretty happy with their study habits so far although we've all been getting inundated with much more screen time than we've had before.  It's video game season for all of us!


We called the DNR on these geese this week.  They are standing way too close to each other for proper social distancing and we know they don't live in the same house together.  This just isn't safe for anyone.


I never thought I'd see the day when our state government would deem our local playground to be too dangerous to play on.  One less thing available to keep me entertained.


We did complete a new 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle this week.  So we got that going for us.  Which is nice.


It's funny how suddenly video calling is becoming a much bigger part of our lives than it was before the virus hit.  I had the opportunity to see Krazy Kory's new puppy, Luna.  The silly dog wasn't very cooperative at posing for the webcam, though.  He's going to have to work on that with her.


We had our first virtual Quarantine & Chill Happy Hour with a few of our fellow Prior Lake Empty Nester Club members.  It's amazing how much fun it is to just have a few drinks with friends again.  I look forward to the day when we can actually go into a restaurant together once more, but in the meantime this ain't so bad.  

Stay safe everyone!  Hopefully we won't have to do this too much longer.   



March 29, 2020

Life in Quarantine - Week 2


Life in Quarantine - Week 2
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for March 29, 2020


I'm personally on Day 15 since I've been with another human being outside of my immediate family.  I've walked by some people on our daily dog walks, but for the most part we only get to see birds and ducks.  And as can be seen in this picture, they're not always the most exciting creatures to engage with.  I look forward to being able to have dinner & drinks with old friends again as soon as it's safe to do so.  


Miss Sheri was thankful that the weather warmed up a bit in Minnesota this week so she could get out and do some yard work.  For some reason, she doesn't like it when I walk out on the porch to snap pictures of her while she's working.  I'm not sure she appreciates how hard it is to come up with pictures for my blog when I sit in the same chair for about 16 hours a day.

  
On Friday night, we thought it would be fun to connect with most of the family via a Zoom video conference.  We still struggle with everyone trying to talk at once, but I think most of us had a good time.  It was nice getting to spend an hour or so with family.

March 22, 2020

Our First Week in CoronaVirus Quarantine


Our First Week in CoronaVirus Quarantine
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for March 22, 2020


It has been a week since I've been in the company of a human being outside of my immediate family.  My days aren't really that much different since I work from home normally, but not being able to go out with friends for dinner and such certainly has been an adjustment.  We usually do a lot of socializing.  It's been nice having the boys home because we always have a good time together.  We even had a 3 hour game of Monopoly the other night which actually ended without anyone flipping the board over on the rest of the table.  That's a big step for us.


Our daily 2 mile dog walks have been more enjoyable than usual although temperatures in the thirties and forties have probably been contributing to that.  It's nice to be able to see some of our neighbors while we are out and about with everyone counting the number of feet between us to be sure we are following the best social distancing practices.  Weird times.


We even talked the boys into joining us today which must mean boredom is really starting to take hold.  Blue is ecstatic with all the attention he's been receiving lately.  He's starting to think Corona Virus must be just like Christmas.


We were excited to see at least one of our albino squirrels made it through winter and was excited to be bouncing on our bungee corn.  It's funny how they seem to show up every time we start feeling down about things.  We like when our Guardian Angels come around to signal everything is going to be just fine.


It actually has felt quite a bit like Spring with all the birds showing up.  It probably also has something to do with us filling the feeders again.  That seems to help get them to stop by our yard.


We caught this guy hoarding seeds and shamed him into realizing he should save some for the next bird.


We were impressed to see that there are big areas of open water growing on the lake.  It also appears the ducks are getting ready for some Spring mating, but we were kind of surprised to see it looked a bit like a Mallard Sausage party.  The poor lady ducks are probably getting harassed quite a bit.

March 15, 2020

The Scariest Vacation of my Life


The Scariest Vacation of my Life
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for March 15, 2020


We went on a week-long vacation to Florida last week.  It was the scariest vacation of my life.  We'd had it planned for a couple of months as it was the first time Luke and Avery's colleges had Spring Break on the same week.  So we thought we'd do it up right and plan a bunch of fun activities in Orlando.  The week before we started getting nervous about the trip because of the corona-virus outbreak.  The Thursday before I was at my doctor for a check-up and asked the nurse about how concerned I should be. She told me I should be more concerned about the flu. On Friday, Miss Sheri asked her doctor if we were ok going on vacation, she said she was coming to Florida the same time and she wasn’t worried about it.  So we said it must be OK.  

When we arrived in Florida, I heard on the news that someone asked the VP, Mike Pence, about traveling and he said the chance of the average American getting the virus was low and he talked about the days when he brought his kids to Orlando. 

So again I thought we were ok.

Then the stock market started crashing every day.  And on Wednesday, we had the back to back shocks of the NBA suspending their season and Tom Hanks said he and his wife were diagnosed with the virus.  So the anxiety meter started overheating.  

The next day, we were at Hollywood Studios when I received the notification that Disney had made the decision to close down their parks.  And that was the time we decided to cut our vacation short and headed home a day earlier than we originally scheduled. 

It's just crazy this is happening.  Could you image in December if someone told you there would be no NBA, NHL, Major League Baseball, PGA golf, Disneyland, Broadway, college, k12 schools, or church by the middle of March? 

I would never have believed that was even possible.

Now we are home and are prepared for the social distancing. We have bought groceries to last us a couple of weeks and are planning to hunker down for awhile.  We will be praying that this situation begins resolving itself and all of our friends and family remain safe in the process.

We did have some fun while we were in Florida, though, and I thought I'd share the positive stuff with you in the rest of this post.


We arrived on Sunday and planned a relaxing day at the hotel pool, but thought it would also be fun to stop by Disney Springs to do some Disney shopping.  Buzz grabbed Luke's butt shortly after this photo was taken, so we we had a little dust-up with him but he insisted it was innocent.


We almost bought these t-shirts but couldn't agree on who would get to wear the Han shirt, so we decided against it.


On Monday, we booked an excursion to go deep sea fishing.  When we arrived, we found out that there were 5 foot swells on the open ocean, so we agreed to just stay in the harbor instead.  That was probably fine with us because I'm not sure how much fun it would be to fish when you're bouncing all over the place.


We just love the critters on the ocean and are constantly pointing out different things for us all to check out.  The captain probably thought we were a little goofy.


The dolphins started chasing us for awhile which was a thrill.  They actually were close enough that we could reach over the side of the boat and touch them, but we didn't want to be accused of anything inappropriate.


Space-X had a bunch of boats in the harbor where we were fishing which was really cool.  They use this boat to catch the nose-cones of their rockets which contain all of the expensive electronics and stuff.  Whoever is driving that boat must feel a lot of pressure to make sure they're in the right place to catch it.  I'm guessing there might be a computer or two involved to help position it right.


We had pretty good luck fishing, even if they weren't quite as big as we were hoping had we gone out in the deeper water.  We caught a bunch of Spanish mackerels which we discovered have razor sharp teeth and a bluefish.  Best of all, we all caught at least one so the fun was spread out pretty equally.


Captain Pat from Denise Marie Charters out of Port Canaveral was great.  Very friendly guy and he's been fishing his whole life so he knew just what to do to make sure we were catching fish.


After fishing, we took a long drive through Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge.  It is so cool seeing huge, wild alligators right outside the window of your car.  I kept wanting to get out to get better pictures, but for some reason my family didn't want me to.

  
There's also a bunch of birds in the refuge as well.  Not sure why the alligators don't eat more of them, but there must be a reason.


This bird was pretty rough on the fish he caught.  I mean I understand that a bird's gotta eat, but did he really have to stick him through the eye like that.  Just seems a bit excessive to me.


The next day we all asked ourselves if we'd seen enough alligators already and the general consensus was no.  So we headed over to Gator Land!  


 Gatorland calls itself the "Alligator Capital of the World" and who am I to argue with them?  It's 110 acres of alligators of all shapes and sizes.  It's been in business since 1949.  I wasn't sure of what to expect, but we were very pleased with the experience.


The first thing we saw was the Jumperoo show where they dangle big chunks of chicken on wires in the air and then the Gators jump out of the water to snag them.  Such good redneck fun.


The alligator trainers put on shows where they do different tricks with the animals.  I guarantee this guy ain't making enough money to be taking the kinds of risks he's taking.  It must be for the thrill of putting your chin on something that could snap your head off.


There's a bunch of wooden trails through the swamp which gives lots of opportunities to get up close and personal with the critters.


I had a little bit of a tiff with this bird when we both saw a piece of food on the railing at the same time.  Unfortunately, he beat me to it.


These guys look like they have a real good sense of humor.


I asked one of the ladies who worked there how many alligators they had in the park and she told me more than 2300.  That doesn't sound very exact to me.  I mean who's counting these things?


We went to see the Blue Man Group at Universal Citywalk.  They don't let you take pictures during the show of course, but they were nice enough to come out and take some pictures with us afterwards.  It was a really fun show.


The main goal of our trip was to get on the new Rise of the Resistance ride at Hollywood Studios.  We did all the right things to get on it.  We showed up at the park an hour and a half early.  We watched a bunch of YouTube videos with tips.  We had the phone all set up to get tickets in their virtual queue and ended up with boarding group 78.  We felt pretty confident we'd get on the ride when the staff told us they were able to get to boarding group 140 the day before.  The boarding groups were steadily moving forward as we watched the app all morning and we were starting to think we might get on before lunch.  Then the dang ride broke down at noon and was still broken when we went to ask them about our chances at 6 pm.  They gave us the bad news that we missed our window and wouldn't get on it while we were there.  Oh, well.  Hopefully it is working better the next time we get to Florida.

  
We did have a ball exploring Galaxy's Edge since we've all been big Star Wars fans for many years.  It's pretty impressive what Disney has built.


Miss Sheri's vacation highlight was meeting Chewbacca in person.  He was walking by doing some work on the Millenium Falcon and she shouted out "I'm sorry to hear about Han."  He stopped, turned over to look at her, slapped his heart a couple of times, and gave out one of his classic growls.  It was pretty touching.


We did get to go on the newest ride in the park, Mickey & Minnie's Runaway Railway.  It was the coolest ride I've ever been on.  We're all big technology geeks and they have a lot of cool stuff in this ride using projectors, robotics, and artificial intelligence to create a lot of unique experiences.  Well worth the wait!

March 1, 2020

Tracy Morgan at Mystic Lake Casino


Tracy Morgan at Mystic Lake Casino
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for March 1, 2020


We had the opportunity to spend time with many good friends this week including Guy & Jeanine Perera on Tuesday night.  They invited us to join them for "Restaurant Week" at PLate in Prior Lake.  Restaurant Week is a fun event that happens in the Twin Cities where a wide variety of restaurants offer deals to come in and try some of their signature dishes.  We were pretty pleased with our meal at PLate and our good time with the Pereras.


Wednesday brought Miss Sheri and I to Emmetsburg, Iowa.   This is Robert Emmet who is the namesake of the town.  Apparently he was considered to be the most romantic patriot in Irish History.  He was hung by the British back in 1803 at the ripe old age of 25.  I don't think he actually ever visited the town of Emmetsburg before, but the people who started the town apparently liked him quite a bit.


Our reason for the tip wasn't a good one.  Our good friend Ron "Sugarman" Myers' father, John, passed away and we were there for his funeral.  Although it was great to see several of our old buddies, I wish it was under better circumstances.  

Rest in Peace, John!


Friday night connected us with our old pals, Karl & Tina Zitzewitz.  We went to Mystic Lake Casino to see Tracy Morgan on his No Disrespect tour.


I always hate when performers put in strict "No Photography" rules on their shows because it makes it difficult to blog about them.  Usually I try to sneak some shots anyways, but security was especially diligent on this particular evening and I didn't want to risk it.  Silly rules.


I was finally able to sneak this photo at the very end of the show with my phone.  We had a good time at the event.  The first 3 comedians were all very good and had us laughing quite a bit.  We were a bit disappointed with Tracy, however.  He literally was checking his notes every couple of minutes which I've never seen a professional comedian do before.  He was also very surly and a lot of his comedy was kind of mean spirited which surprised me because I always enjoyed him on SNL and 30 Rock.  I know he had a bad accident with a Wal-Mart truck a few years ago and maybe he's still struggling with his recovery from that, but I doubt I'll ever spend money to see him perform again.  


Saturday night brought us to the Zitzewitz home for their annual beer tasting party.


It's a fun event where everyone brings two 6 packs of beer they find to be unique and we all have samples of each to discover new flavors we like.  I found this red beer called Rype to be the most interesting.  It was a bright red ale and had a unique taste to it.  Karl's cousin convinced me to mix it with a different seltzer beer we were tasting and the combination proved to be a winner.