February 1, 2026

Hands Up In The Middle Of Minnesota Winter

Hands Up In The Middle Of Minnesota Winter

Todd Swank's Diary Entry for February 1, 2026


Minnesota went full bully mode this week. Wind chills sat at 20 to 30 below and didn’t let up. I escaped to Denver for work, even if it was only one night. Still talking tech. Still talking AI. Just fewer layers. Warmer air. Winter lost a round, and that tiny dose of warmth was enough to reset my brain before heading back into the tundra.


Flying out, we passed right over Prior Lake. My house sits a little south and west of this view. From up here it finally clicked. We don’t live by lakes. We live in an ice cube tray. Somewhere in God’s freezer. One of these years I’m leaving Minnesota for the winter. I’ve been saying that since the Obama administration.


A quiet weekend overall. We did get out for dinner at PLate, which we hadn’t done in a while. No big plans. No rush. Just good food and time together. The steak was really good. The space felt comfortable. Exactly the right amount of effort for January.


I’ve been having a lot of conversations lately about whether we’re sitting in an asset bubble. Gold and silver have been on a tear. Then I walk into Costco and they’re selling gold bars like big-screen TVs. That usually feels like a signal. When the masses show up, the easy money already left. Right on cue, metals took a big selloff Friday. Probably coincidence. Probably also a decent time to think about selling.


Since we didn’t do much this weekend, I talked my wife into driving me out on the lake so I could get the ice-house shot. Even though the ice is quite solid after weeks of deep freeze, that logic still doesn’t comfort a non-swimmer like Miss Sheri. Convincing her to drive her SUV out there is always a negotiation. She sighed. She drove. I got the picture. I’m lucky she supports my weird little missions in life.

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January 25, 2026

Growling Instead of Singing at the Hop House Brewery

 


Growling Instead of Singing at the Hop House Brewery
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for January 25, 2026


We were bored on Wednesday night and heard something different was happening at Hop House Brewery at Mystic Lake. Hop House is a big, polished, modern brewery built like a sportsbook, with massive screens, a real stage, and the kind of setup that feels like it’s waiting for chaos. Sports betting isn’t legal in Minnesota yet, so instead of taking bets they’re experimenting, trying to figure out what actually pulls people in midweek. One strategy was impossible to miss. A karaoke contest. With a $2,500 grand prize.


Hop House isn’t messing around when it comes to live music. On weekends they bring in bands, so the place is built like a real performance venue, with a legit stage, high-end audio gear, and lighting that makes even amateurs feel briefly professional. We love karaoke and this place is a good fit for it.


I’d love to say we crushed it, but this is real life, not a Hallmark Christmas movie. Sheri has a genuinely beautiful voice. I mostly growl through my songs, which tends to surprise people who were expecting singing. There were a lot of talented performers, so we slipped out before the winner was announced, fairly confident our names weren’t involved. The contest runs through April, though, and the place is too fun to rule out a return. Especially if we can recruit a few brave Prior Lake friends to join us. Hint. Hint.


Thursday night took us to Target Center, where the Timberwolves were trying to shake off a three-game losing streak. Chicago was in town, the building was full, and the optimism level was high. We felt confident this was one of those nights where we could start winning again.


Miss Sheri joined me for the game, and I made the bold pregame decision to get a fresh haircut, turning my head into a highly reflective surface. Apparently it worked, because a buddy texted me midgame to say he spotted me on TV, guided entirely by the glare. If the Wolves ever need a backup arena light, I’m available.


The game sucked. The Wolves built a lead, got everyone comfortable, and then pulled the rug out late. Chicago finished on a 9–0 run. Minnesota lost 120-115.  There were some good individual performances, which somehow made it more irritating. Fourth straight loss.  Is a trade needed?


Friday night took us to the Savage Tap with the Browns and the Zitzewitzes, which is pretty much a guaranteed win. Good beer, zero pressure, and a guy named Woody playing guitar and singing classics like he’s been doing it forever. The kind of place where the music’s loud enough to feel alive but quiet enough to chat about movies and TV shows without shouting. Lots of laughs, questionable opinions, and the exact kind of night you wish you could schedule every week.


Ron and Kristie Myers were in the Twin Cities for their daughter Alyssa’s volleyball tournament, so we did the only reasonable thing and went out in 30-below windchill weather to cheer her on. That kind of cold doesn’t build character, it just tests friendships. A few games, a lot of yelling, and a great time with old buddies. Worth it.

As a bonus, I got a full immersion experience in middle school girls’ volleyball, which is way more intense than advertised. These girls are competitive, loud, and all business, with rallies full of sets, bumps, spikes, dinks, and the occasional perfectly timed doink. The energy never drops, and neither do the cheers, which arrive on cue after every big moment.  Ace! Ace! Ace!

@toddswank It is darned cold in Minnesota! Alexa is trying to be cute and say Brrrr…she doesn’t quit get it! #ai #alexa #brrr #cold #minnesota ♬ The Office (Main Theme) - Knightsbridge
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January 18, 2026

Hiding From Winter at the St. Paul RV Show

 

Hiding from Winter at the St. Paul RV Show

Todd Swank's Diary Entry for January 18, 2026


Monday night we celebrated Abby’s birthday at Kona Grill in Eden Prairie. We like sushi, but not at full-price, mortgage-payment levels. The night completely turned when we discovered it was all-night happy hour. Suddenly everyone was relaxed, ordering freely, and feeling smarter than we actually are. Miss Sheri still hates seafood, but even she appreciated the financial victory.


Wednesday night took us down to Lonsdale with Luke, his roommates, and the Walters, which is always a reliable recipe for things getting louder than planned. It really went off the rails after Miss Sheri and I both won bingo, at which point we were yelling “Bingo” and “Social” like we were best friends with everyone in the room.


Friday night was a different kind of bingo at the Shakopee VFW with our Euchre crew. Music Bingo, where you play for random T-shirts and stray beer glasses behind the bar, which is exactly our level of prize ambition. The twist was finding out it was all country music, which listening to normally makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Still, with this group, it was impossible not to have a good time.


This past weekend we braved freezing temperatures to hit the St. Paul RV Show, one of Minnesota’s favorite winter traditions where hundreds of RVs are packed indoors so we can all pretend summer isn’t still months away. 


I also ran into my old buddy and former coworker Rob Bauer, who I hadn’t seen in years. Seeing him alone was worth the price of admission, which, conveniently, was free.

Nothing wraps up the week quite like discovering a fully operational trout pond inside a convention center. It’s wholesome, a little redneck, and somehow makes perfect sense in the middle of winter. The kids made memories. The trout requested legal representation.

January 11, 2026

Kissing Goodbye to the 2025 Minnesota Vikings

 


Kissing Goodbye to the 2025 Minnesota Vikings
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for January 11, 2026


Last Sunday we made it to the Vikings–Packers finale, usually one of the hottest tickets in town, just not this year. The Vikings were already eliminated, the Packers were resting everyone with a pulse, and the playoff drama had officially left the building. We weren’t chasing hope, just maybe a little clarity on whether J.J. McCarthy is our quarterback of the future… or just another chapter in the ongoing Minnesota experiment.


I love going to games with my best girl, Miss Sheri. We’ve been Vikings fans together for 34 years, and there’s still nobody I’d rather suffer with on a Sunday afternoon. She’s sweet, loyal, and occasionally so vocal when things go sideways that I find myself quietly apologizing to the parents of nearby small children. Wouldn’t change a thing.


One genuinely cool moment was watching Justin Jefferson quietly make history. He hit 1,000 yards again, his sixth straight season, which only two other humans in NFL history have ever pulled off. Casual greatness, no drama, just doing impossible things while we all pretend we’re not spoiled having him on this team.


This was the J.J. McCarthy taunting play, which honestly was nice to see. A little edge, a little fire, a reminder he’s not just out there politely getting hit. Still a big question mark if he’s our guy next year, and an even bigger one if he can stay healthy, but there were flashes that made you pause. Vikings win it 16–3, and once again we head into the offseason doing what we do best… convincing ourselves that next year will definitely be the one.


On Tuesday I hopped a plane to Denver for three nights and three meetings, kicking off the new year on a high note. Three great customer conversations, a little thin air, and me out there proudly representing Oracle Cloud Infrastructure in the Mile High City.


This image is AI, but it’s pretty close to what I ran into that night. I left the hotel for dinner in a city I don’t know, and a couple miles in my phone suddenly died. That’s when I realized my charging cable was still back in the room. You don’t realize how dependent you are on your phone, especially for maps, until it’s gone. I went searching for a gas station, took a wrong turn in a construction zone, and ended up face-to-face with a concrete barrier, plus a couple cars that followed me in. I waved everyone backward, reset, and went looking for help… wondering how this all went sideways so fast.


Jeff and Jeff are two of our cloud engineering leaders, and they’re the secret weapon when it comes to convincing CIOs we’re the best AI cloud infrastructure out there. When you can back big claims with deep technical chops and real answers, the conversation changes fast, and I’m lucky to have guys like this in my corner.


This is pretty much my job in a nutshell: earn the meeting, make the case for why Oracle Cloud Infrastructure is the best out there, then say thank you over a really good meal. I get to talk tech, build real relationships, and spend time with smart people who don’t owe me anything. No wonder I’m gaining weight, but honestly, I’m grateful this is how I get to spend my days.

January 3, 2026

If This Is How 2025 Ends, 2026 Is in Trouble

 


If This Is How 2025 Ends, 2026 Is in Trouble

Todd Swank's Diary Entry for January 3, 2026


We’ve been busy. Like scrolling-through-your-camera-roll-asking-when-did-that-happen busy. The kind of busy where the holidays blur together and you’re not totally sure what day it is, but you’re very confident you didn’t sit still. So before I forget half of it, here’s how the final stretch of 2025 kicked off. This was Christmas Eve morning, starting the day early at church with Avery, Abby, and Luke to pause, reset, and remember the actual reason for the season… before immediately sprinting back into everything else that made the last two weeks feel like a highlight reel.


After church we went to lunch with Grandma Linda and then back to our place to open presents. Christmas without little kids around isn’t quite as magical. It’s calmer, quieter, and nobody’s tearing into wrapping paper like it’s a full-contact sport. Still great, just different. And yes, there was some quiet speculation about how many more Christmases it might stay this way, which is how I found myself silently rooting for the universe to do us a solid and let Miss Sheri get pregnant again.


This was our first Christmas with Avery and Abby as a married couple, so naturally we were thrilled to open a brand-new family wedding photo. Nothing says “welcome to the wall” like a professionally framed reminder that the day actually happened, everyone looked great, and we somehow pulled it all off. It’s equal parts sentimental, permanent, and proof that this whole marriage thing is officially real now.


Luke thought he had absolutely nailed Christmas. Knowing Avery is a former Minnesota Golden Gopher, he bought him a Max Brosmer Vikings jersey, fully convinced he was ahead of the curve. Brosmer, another ex-Gopher, had been signed as an undrafted free agent last offseason and was quietly hyped as the potential secret weapon when things started going sideways for J.J. McCarthy. Unfortunately, when Brosmer finally got his shot, it somehow went even worse. Much worse. By then the jersey was already locked in, so now we’re all rooting for a future redemption arc, because Luke made a bold call, and honestly, that confidence alone still counts as a win.


Ironically, Christmas Day brought us to U.S. Bank Stadium to watch the Vikings take on the Lions, with Max Brosmer starting again after J.J. McCarthy fractured his hand, which felt very on-brand for his season at this point. The good news was it barely mattered. The defense absolutely dismantled Detroit, forcing six turnovers and piling up five sacks while turning the game into a full-on holiday beatdown. Brosmer mostly focused on surviving, the offense did just enough, and the defense handled the rest, making the 23–10 win one of those rare Vikings games that was far more fun than stressful.


The real highlight of the day was the halftime show. Seeing Snoop Dogg take over U.S. Bank Stadium on Christmas felt surreal. I grew up on N.W.A. and Dr. Dre, so Snoop has been in steady rotation for basically my entire life, yet somehow this was the first time I’d ever seen him live. Watching him own an NFL stadium with that same effortless calm, decades deep into his career, was equal parts nostalgia and respect. Not flashy. Not forced. Just Snoop doing what Snoop does. Honestly, it felt like a Christmas miracle… FO shizzle.


The gifts kept giving when we were told we could go down on the field after the game. That excitement lasted right up until we learned that meant hanging around for another 45 minutes while the stadium slowly emptied. And once we finally got down there, it turned out to be exactly what you’d expect: a very large field, a lot of people wandering around, and absolutely no sign of Snoop Dogg, KOC, or Justin Jefferson anywhere. Still, credit where it’s due… the Christmas tree was pretty solid.


Luke was ready to get out of town, so we headed to Chicago for three nights to see what kind of trouble we could responsibly get into. We stayed in River North, which means everything is either a great restaurant, a questionable decision, or both. We did our homework, argued about deep dish like it mattered, dodged the L, and walked around pretending we knew where we were going. Just enough big-city chaos, neon, and winter grit to make it a perfect escape.


We were very intentional about our sightseeing choices. Classic architecture, great lighting, neutral territory. We made a point to avoid taking photos anywhere that could be considered even remotely controversial. Just a calm, drama free appreciation of the surroundings before moving along.


Saturday kicked off at the Museum of Science and Industry, which I loved as a kid and somehow love even more now. The Blue Paradox exhibit pulled me in immediately, massive curved screens, deep blue light, and an immersive setup that makes you forget where the floor ends and the wall begins. It’s beautiful and unsettling in equal measure, laying out the ocean plastic problem without shouting, just calmly making you sit with it. Naturally, we left feeling deeply reflective… and then pondered all of it while drinking a bottled water.


Also loved the space exhibits, especially the new SpaceX Dragon on display. Standing next to a flight-proven spacecraft that’s been to the ISS twice is one of those moments that quietly blows your mind. SpaceX has done more to move space exploration forward in a ridiculously short amount of time than just about anyone… which made it mildly fascinating that the exhibit focuses entirely on the machine, the missions, and the science, with absolutely no mention or photo of the guy who started the whole thing. Curious choice. Probably nothing to read into there.


One of our favorite things to do with Luke is catch live comedy, so a stop at Zanies Comedy Club felt overdue. Turns out we picked a good one. Zanies has been a Chicago comedy institution since the late ’70s and has hosted just about everyone before they were famous or right after they were unavoidable. Think proving-ground energy, low ceilings, tight room, nowhere to hide. We caught the Santa Spectacular, which was basically a lineup of sharp comics treating the holidays with the appropriate level of respect, which is none at all. Loud laughs, packed room, two-drink minimum doing its part, and that perfect feeling of walking out lighter than you walked in. Exactly what a comedy club is supposed to do.


We woke up Sunday and decided to give the Field Museum a shot. I’ll admit it, I went in a little skeptical, fully expecting a tasteful warehouse of stuffed animals frozen in eternal mid-pounce. Turns out I was very wrong. The Field is one of the world’s premier natural history museums, home to Sue, the largest and most complete T. rex ever discovered, plus jaw-dropping exhibits on ancient civilizations, evolution, gemstones, and creatures that absolutely did not sign up to be that terrifying. Somewhere between a 67-million-year-old dinosaur and artifacts pulled from every corner of the planet, I gained a whole new respect for the place. Still some stuffed animals, sure, but now backed by science, history, and enough awe to keep me quiet for at least ten minutes.


I’ve always been fascinated by sharks, so the idea of a megalodon is just absurd in the best way. Seeing these jaws in person really puts things in perspective, mostly that nature once built something whose mouth alone could qualify as a studio apartment. Staring at the sheer size of this thing is the kind of experience that should probably come with a warning label and a therapist on standby. That said, I’m still pretty confident I could take him. Not in the water, obviously. And not alive. Or moving. But conceptually? I like my chances.


We hit a lot of fun bars and restaurants on this trip, but I think we all agreed the Asian fusion buffet at TAO Chicago quietly ran away with the title. TAO is known for doing everything big, dramatic, and just a little over the top, and the food absolutely backed it up. I went in with a loose plan and immediately abandoned it in favor of oysters, sushi, prime rib, shrimp, desserts that deserved their own lighting, and several items I ate confidently without knowing what they were. The room alone feels like you accidentally wandered into a movie set, and by the end we were all full, impressed, and pretending we hadn’t already calculated how long it would take to walk off even a fraction of what we just ate.


We capped off the weekend with a visit to The Second City, which is basically a comedy factory that accidentally keeps producing legends. This is where people like Bill Murray, Tina Fey, and Steve Carell learned how to be funny. We saw The Best of the Second City: Celebrating 65 Years, which is exactly what it sounds like. A tight mix of sketch comedy, improv, and perfectly timed chaos that reminds you why this place matters. Smart, fast, and just reckless enough to feel alive. We walked out laughing, impressed, and quietly confident that if any of us had stuck around Chicago long enough, fame was probably inevitable.


After a whirlwind of travel, we capped off the year with an incredible opportunity to celebrate New Year’s Eve in Chaska at Mason and Lizzie Korkowski’s wedding. There’s something hard to beat about ringing in a new year surrounded by people who are clearly doing life right, dressed up, smiling big, and pulling off a night that felt equal parts elegant, joyful, and effortlessly fun. A beautiful couple, a perfect way to close out the year, and a pretty strong reminder that this is exactly how you want to welcome whatever comes next.


We already love any excuse to hang out with the Korkowski family, but spending New Year’s Eve with their extended clan was next level. Great people, lots of laughs, and an open bar that stayed open long enough to make everyone just a little more interesting and a lot more generous with compliments. Pure coincidence, I’m sure.


The next morning Miss Sheri informed me that I apparently told Ron he looked very handsome. More than once. In my defense, the guy cleans up extremely well and I was just being observational. Purely complimentary. Totally normal. Nothing to unpack here.


2025 definitely gave us a mixed bag of lessons, laughs, and a few head-scratching moments, but this New Year feels like the universe is quietly clearing its throat before doing something big. Call it optimism, intuition, or just leftover confidence from a night that involved questionable hats and good people, but 2026 feels loaded with possibility. Wishing you all a year full of momentum, wins you didn’t see coming, and at least one moment where you stop and think, “Yeah… this is working.”

@toddswank Snoop’s Halftime Holiday Show at US Bank Stadium. Christmas Day. 2025. #snoopdogg #christmas #minnesota #vikings #halftimeshow ♬ original sound - Todd Swank
@toddswank Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! #christmas #newyear #happiness #positivity #goals ♬ Whispers of Christmas - ViralMusic
@toddswank Steel built a region! #steel #chicago #industry ♬ original sound - Todd Swank