November 1, 2026

Oracle AI World 2026: What Happens in Vegas Won't Stay in Vegas

 


Oracle AI World 2026: What Happens in Vegas Won't Stay in Vegas
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for November 1, 2026

This week, I was thrilled to finally make it to Las Vegas for Oracle AI World, our annual customer conference! More than 15,000 people descended on the Venetian to explore the latest breakthroughs in artificial intelligence, cloud computing, and enterprise technology. I've been trying to attend this event since joining Oracle in 2015, but something always seemed to get in the way. Eleven years later, I finally made it! Apparently, the future of AI was willing to wait for me.

I've loved attending technology conferences ever since I got started in this crazy industry 33 years ago. There's something exciting about getting a firsthand look at new technologies that can change how people live, work, and create things we never thought possible. I've seen some incredible innovations over the years, but AI feels like an entirely different animal. It's as if someone took everything I already loved about technology, put it on steroids, and removed the speed limit. I can't wait to see where this takes us!

Generative AI is exciting, but I think Physical AI is where things will really get nuts. I saw three robots roaming the conference, including this little guy who navigated the crowds all by himself. He'd stop just short of running into someone, then look up like they were the idiot blocking his path. Imagine when these things can think and communicate like ChatGPT while actually doing useful chores around the house! I'm ready to embrace our robot overlords, provided they can fold laundry, clean toilets, and don't expect a tip.

Since Oracle acquired Cerner a few years ago, healthcare has become a huge focus for the company. Larry Ellison devoted his entire keynote to sharing personal stories and his ambitious vision for AI in medicine, including the possibility of eliminating cancer within the next 5–10 years. One fascinating exhibit was this ambulance of the future, demonstrating how AI and connected medical technology could help emergency responders diagnose and treat patients before they even reach the hospital. Pretty amazing stuff! Although I'm still hoping they figure out how to make hospital gowns that cover your entire backside.

Ever since Oracle partnered with Red Bull Racing, you can't attend an Oracle event without seeing a Formula 1 car. Fine with me! It's a great symbol of high-performance engineering, and Oracle's technology actually helps the team win races. Using Oracle Cloud, Red Bull ran an astonishing 6 billion race strategy simulations per race in 2025, helping engineers make split-second decisions about tires, pit stops, and changing conditions. They're even using Oracle technology to develop their engines. Pretty cool seeing what the cloud can accomplish when every millisecond counts!

They even had these awesome racing simulators where you could get behind the wheel of a Red Bull F1 car and see how badly you'd embarrass yourself on a virtual racetrack. I was seriously tempted to jump in line, but figured I should leave the fun to our customers. With my luck, my manager would walk by at the exact moment I was crashing into a wall, wondering why Oracle was paying me to play video games in Las Vegas. Apparently, that's called a customer experience when you're a customer and a performance improvement plan when you're an employee.

The highlight of my week was Oracle CEO Clay Magouyrk's OCI keynote. I got a firsthand look at some incredible new technologies I'll actually get to sell, including exciting AI solutions we're developing with OpenAI. Then, to everyone's surprise, Sam Altman himself walked onstage to discuss the partnership and where AI is headed next! I'd shown up early to snag a good seat and ended up sitting about 50 yards from two of the people helping shape the future of technology. After 33 years in this industry, it's pretty cool to still have moments that make me feel like a kid in a candy store!

Back home, we had another fun adventure with our good friends Sue and Ron Korkowski at Can Can Wonderland in St. Paul. This wonderfully bizarre underground playground features artist-designed mini golf, vintage arcade games, and enough psychedelic decorations to make you question what somebody slipped into your drink. One of the things we love about Sue and Ron is that they're always up for an adventure, and between the four of us, there's never a shortage of crazy ideas! It's nice having friends who don't immediately change their phone numbers whenever someone suggests another ridiculous outing.

The Timberwolves season is underway again, and Miss Sheri and I have already enjoyed a couple of games from our new seats this year! We were excited to see what this team could accomplish, but naturally, the basketball gods couldn't let us enjoy that optimism for more than about five minutes. Anthony Edwards needed surgery and is expected to miss a couple of months, which really sucks when he's the guy you most want to watch. Being a Minnesota sports fan is basically a lifelong experiment to determine how much disappointment one person can absorb before losing their mind. There's always something!

We came into the new Timberwolves season with some pretty high expectations, especially with Anthony Edwards getting some exciting new teammates like LaMelo Ball and Jonathan Kuminga.  In my first game I got to see LaMelo score 24 points, Jaden McDaniels add 23, and the Wolves absolutely demolish the Clippers 127-101. Even without Ant, there's clearly plenty of talent on this team. They're sitting at 4-3 right now, so I'm hoping they can hang around .500 until our superstar returns, then go on a massive run into the playoffs. I've already started mentally preparing for our first championship parade. You'd think I'd learn by now!

October 18, 2026

The Times They Are A-Changin’

 

The Times They Are A-Changin’

Todd Swank's Diary Entry for October 18, 2026


It's hard to believe summer is already gone. The trees are putting on their annual spectacular show of colors, which is beautiful until you remember what happens next. All those leaves fall off, everything turns brown, and winter comes stomping in like an uninvited houseguest who refuses to leave for six months. I've always struggled a bit with Seasonal Affective Disorder, but this year I'm trying to focus on the positive side of change. Change can be good. Sometimes it's necessary. 


We've been trying to squeeze in more weekend hikes while the weather is still nice enough to enjoy being outside. Pretty soon, a simple walk will require dressing like we're heading out on an Arctic expedition. Thermal underwear, three layers of clothing, boots rated for temperatures no human should voluntarily experience, and a parka thick enough to survive a polar bear attack. All that preparation just to walk around a Minnesota park and look at some frozen ducks. I can hardly wait.

I spent a good chunk of this week at Mayo Clinic getting poked, prodded, scanned, and tortured on a stress echo test. The good news? My aortic aneurysm hasn't grown in the past couple of years, which is a huge relief! The less exciting news is that my chest abnormalities, which I've had since birth, are limiting my breathing more than I ever realized. I managed just 51% of my expected exercise performance. Apparently, I've been playing the game of life with a much bigger disadvantage than I realized. Wonderful. Another obstacle to add to my collection! But my cardiologist, Dr. Coutinho, offered some encouraging perspective: what I'm dealing with is more annoying than life-threatening. I've got some changes to make to improve my breathing and quality of life, and I'm determined to make them. I've overcome plenty of obstacles before. No reason to stop now!

One of the highlights of the week was hanging out with our buddy Orlando a couple of times, including dinner Thursday night at the Copper Pint. We always manage to have fascinating conversations about the most obscure topics imaginable. Somehow we can go from world affairs to artificial intelligence to something neither of us knew existed five minutes earlier. His wife Nancy was supposed to join us, but unfortunately wasn't feeling well. So it was just Miss Sheri, me, and the Big O. Which sounds like the title of a movie that would get us banned from several respectable establishments.

We had Grandma Linda over for breakfast pastries and a trip down memory lane, digging up stories from my childhood that probably should have stayed buried. It's fascinating hearing your life story from the woman who witnessed it all, especially the parts you've conveniently forgotten. At 83, Mom still has plenty of stories to tell, and I'm realizing how lucky I am to hear them. Turns out some of life's greatest treasures are the memories we share with the people we love. Even if they remember you being a little shit.

October 11, 2026

Fort Snelling: Minnesota's Original Gated Community

 

Fort Snelling: Minnesota's Original Gated Community

Todd Swank's Diary Entry for October 11, 2026

I spent Thursday night in Westminster, Colorado, for a quick customer meeting before flying home Friday. The weather was beautiful, and seeing the Rocky Mountains in the distance never gets old. Unfortunately, neither does my reaction to the altitude. Apparently, my lungs consider anything above Minnesota's elevation to be an extreme sport.

On Saturday, Miss Sheri and I decided to visit Fort Snelling. Amazingly, in the 30+ years I've lived in Minnesota, I'd never visited the state's first National Historic Landmark. Apparently, I've spent three decades driving past 200 years of history without getting curious enough to stop. In my defense, nobody ever mentioned there were cannons.

Fort Snelling was built at Bdote, a sacred Dakota site where the Minnesota and Mississippi rivers meet. The high bluffs made it the perfect spot to control river traffic and keep an eye on approaching trouble. Apparently, the location was pretty intimidating because nobody ever attacked the fort. Two centuries later, Minnesota's original gated community still has a perfect security record.


The Round Tower was probably the coolest part of Fort Snelling. Built in 1820 with thick stone walls, narrow gun openings, and room for a cannon, it was designed to make life miserable for anyone foolish enough to attack. We climbed the winding stairs to the top, where it became pretty obvious why nobody ever tried. Amazingly, an electrician & his wife actually lived inside the tower in the 1930s. Nothing says marital bliss quite like sharing a giant stone bunker with your spouse. Especially one designed to withstand a siege.

We also got to see some cannons from the fort's early days, but unfortunately, they wouldn't let us fire them. Seems a little nanny state to me. Imagine how much more popular this place would be if every visitor got to launch a cannonball at the fort's walls. What better way to demonstrate 200-year-old craftsmanship? Sure, you'd eventually destroy a National Historic Landmark, but think of the ticket sales!

We toured the barracks to see how soldiers lived through the years. In the more modern setups, each soldier actually got his own cot. In earlier days, two soldiers had to squeeze into each tiny bunk together. Imagine surviving a long day of military training only to discover your sleeping arrangements involved spooning with a sweaty guy named Earl. And people complain about basic training today!

There's also a fascinating museum covering the fort's history, including some pretty dark chapters. Dred and Harriet Scott were enslaved here, and Dakota people were forcibly confined at the site following the U.S.–Dakota War of 1862. Needless to say, the early settlers and U.S. government don't exactly come across as the good guys in many of the exhibits. Feels very Minnesota. We built a museum to celebrate our history, then spent most of it apologizing for what happened.

Believe it or not, highway planners nearly turned Fort Snelling into a cloverleaf interchange in 1956. Thankfully, cooler heads prevailed, and I'm glad they preserved this incredible piece of history. I found it fascinating imagining life as a soldier stationed here 200 years ago, when fur trading was big business and Minnesota was still mostly wilderness. No electricity, no internet, brutal winters, and your biggest excitement was probably watching a guy negotiate the price of a beaver pelt. Suddenly, my job doesn't seem so boring.

We also stopped at nearby Fort Snelling State Park for a little hiking. Unfortunately, it was 90 degrees in the middle of October, because apparently Minnesota has decided seasons are now just suggestions. We didn't make it very far before deciding we'd experienced enough nature for one day. Nothing says fall in Minnesota quite like admiring the autumn colors while flirting with heatstroke.

Saturday night, Avery and Abby invited Miss Sheri, Luke, and I over to watch some college football and see pictures from their recent trip to Japan. It was great hearing about their adventures, sharing some laughs, and just having everyone together. After a day exploring 200 years of Minnesota history, it was a nice reminder that my favorite memories are still the ones we're making right now. Although I have to admit, watching the boys grow up, get married, and travel the world makes me wonder how the hell I got this old so fast!

@toddswank Rest in Peace, Mike Ditka! #ditka #bears #legend #chicago ♬ original sound - Todd Swank

October 5, 2026

The Minnesota Zoo Has a Serious Pumpkin Problem

 
The Minnesota Zoo Has a Serious Pumpkin Problem

Todd Swank's Diary Entry for October 5, 2026


The calendar flipped to October, which apparently means we’re required to add a little spookiness to our lives. So Miss Sheri and I headed out into the darkness hunting for something creepy. We found it. Lots of it. And apparently it had been expecting us.


Our search for some October spookiness brought us to the Jack-O-Lantern Spectacular at the Minnesota Zoo, where more than 5,000 carved pumpkins light up the woods. With pumpkins everywhere, colorful lights, music and fog, it’s quite the spectacle. I’ve seen plenty of jack-o-lanterns in my life. Nothing quite like this.


Abby’s family was visiting from Georgia, so we asked what they had planned while they were in town. When they mentioned the Jack-O-Lantern Spectacular, we jumped at the chance to tag along. We’ve been here before, but getting to experience it with Abby’s family made it even more fun. Turns out inviting ourselves along was an excellent decision.


Abby’s dad Andrew and I get along pretty well, so I don’t think he minded us crashing their party. We had fun wandering the trail together checking out the pumpkins. Apparently we’ve reached the age where this qualifies as a pretty wild Monday night.


What impressed me most was the artwork. Local Minnesota artists help create more than 5,000 illuminated pumpkins, and the detailed ones are basically sculptures. They project images onto the pumpkins, sketch them, then carve and shave different depths to create incredible shadows and detail. Some of the big ones can take up to 20 hours to finish, with themes ranging from animals and monsters to celebrities and pop culture. I struggle with three triangles and a crooked mouth, so these people are clearly practicing some form of pumpkin witchcraft.


All in all, it was a pretty awesome way to spend a few hours with family. A beautiful fall night, thousands of glowing pumpkins, and some good people to enjoy it with. I’m not sure when walking around in the dark looking at vegetables became quality family entertainment, but apparently we’re there.


Sunday brought us to U.S. Bank Stadium to witness an epic battle between our hometown Minnesota Vikings and the formidable Miami Dolphins. Okay, “formidable” might be overselling it a bit, but after decades of Vikings fandom, I’ve learned never to look at an opponent and assume anything good is about to happen.


I went to the game with my #1 son, Luke. Some people might think Avery would be offended by that, but according to the official family record books, Luke was born two minutes before him. So technically, I’m not playing favorites. I’m just respecting the birth order.


The Vikings came into the game 3-0, which might be the shakiest 3-0 start in NFL history. We signed Kyler Murray to a one-year deal this offseason, and while he’s shown flashes of the guy who once went #1 overall in the draft, the jury is still very much out on whether he can be our long-term answer at quarterback. I’m still hopeful. Of course, being a Vikings fan basically means finding new and creative ways to remain hopeful despite decades of evidence suggesting otherwise.


The defense was outstanding again, and somehow our kicker is making a legitimate case for team MVP. Five field goals accounted for all 15 points in a 15-10 win, pushing the Vikings to 4-0. It hasn’t exactly been a dominant march through the NFL, but good teams find ways to win games when everything isn’t clicking. Four weeks in, the Vikings keep doing exactly that. I’ll happily take ugly and undefeated.  SKOL!
@toddswank Jordan Mason gave the Vikings a running game. We enjoyed it briefly. 😂 Now we wait. Hurry back, Jordan. 🟣 #SKOL #Vikings #JordanMason #NFL ♬ Unleash the Beast - Apple Core
@toddswank More than 5000 hand carved pumpkins at the Minnesota Zoo’s Jack-O-Lantern Spectacular! #jackolantern #pumpkin #minnesota #halloween ♬ original sound - Todd Swank
@toddswank Used AI to give Mystic Lake’s construction a fast-forward button. Looking at that entrance, I’m starting to think my slot losses should qualify for a naming plaque. 😂 #MysticLake #PriorLake #Minnesota #AI ♬ sonido original - serendipity
@toddswank Five field goals. Every single Vikings point. Against the Dolphins. Somebody get our kicker an ice pack for his foot and another for his back from carrying this entire team. 😂💜 #SKOL #Vikings #NFL #KickersMatter #MiamiDolphins ♬ original sound - Broken.

September 27, 2026

A Wedding Weekend in Des Moines, Iowa

 
A Wedding Weekend in Des Moines, Iowa

Todd Swank's Diary Entry for September 27, 2026

I’m starting to realize most of my social life lately revolves around sitting at a table and eating with different people. This week started with taking one of our favorite grandmas, Grandma Linda, out to Texas Roadhouse. She doesn’t eat much anymore, but that doesn’t stop us from bringing her along. Somebody has to watch me eat enough food for both of us.

Tuesday night the eating tour continued as we checked out Chula’s, the newest Mexican restaurant in Prior Lake, with our good friends Tom and Kellie Wolf. Apparently one restaurant wasn’t enough, because afterward we walked downtown to get ice cream. I’m choosing to focus on the word “walked.” At least I’m getting a few steps in on my way to becoming a glutton.

Saturday we headed south to Des Moines, where we spent the night practically in the lap of Iowa’s State Capitol. It’s a pretty spectacular building, completed in 1886 and topped with a 23-karat gold-covered dome that rises nearly 275 feet above the city. It looked especially impressive glowing outside our hotel window at night. 

Of course I can’t come to Des Moines without hanging out with my old buddy Krazy Kory. Keeping with this week’s apparent theme, I figured we should document the occasion by taking a picture of us eating. We met at Jethro’s BBQ in Altoona, where I had some excellent boneless chicken wings covered in spicy sauce. At this point, I’m basically just traveling around the Midwest finding different people to eat with.

The real reason for our trip was the wedding of the son of one of my oldest friends, “Jammin’” Jason Davis. We go back to our high school days on the Clear Lake wrestling team, were roommates at a couple different colleges, and best men in each other’s weddings. After surviving all that together, ending the friendship now would require way too much paperwork.

I’ve known Seth since he was born, but this was our first time meeting his new wife, Annie. She seems like a lovely young lady, and it was great seeing the two of them together. Their ceremony was beautiful, personal, and full of smiles, and we were really happy to be there to help them celebrate such a big day.

The River Center in downtown Des Moines made for a pretty spectacular setting. The restored historic building sits on the site of Des Moines’ first brewery and is filled with exposed brick, steel beams, reclaimed wood, and some absolutely enormous sliding wooden doors. I have no idea what originally required doors that size, but apparently early Des Moines had livestock roughly the size of dinosaurs. It was a really unique place to watch Seth and Annie get married.

There’s something pretty inspiring about watching young people get married. Seth and Annie were surrounded by friends and family, with nothing but dreams and excitement about what comes next. It made me a little nostalgic for when Miss Sheri and I were that age, starting our own adventure with absolutely no idea what we were doing. Come to think of it, that last part really hasn’t changed much.

We had a great time at the reception catching up with family members we’ve known for decades but haven’t seen in years. There’s something funny about trying to cram ten years of life into a 20-minute conversation. “Kids good? Still married? Everybody healthy? Great, we’re caught up.” It was genuinely nice seeing people we’ve shared so much history with and realizing how quickly all those years disappear once you’re together again.

It was especially nice catching up with Jason’s wife Amy after so many years and sharing such a special weekend with their family. One minute Jason and I were wrestling in high school, and somehow now his son is married. We had a wonderful time celebrating Seth and Annie, reconnecting with old friends, and eating my way through Iowa. Life moves fast. Weekends like this remind me to enjoy the ride.

@toddswank The entrance of the wedding party for Seth and Annie Davis! #wedding #entrances ♬ original sound - 💚☠️ꀘ꒐𖦴𖦴ꌦ💀🖤
@toddswank I asked our Vegas Loop driver how we’d get out if the car got stuck. His answer involved a window breaker 😳 Then he explained when the door could open. Apparently “how do we escape?” isn’t in the welcome brochure. #VegasLoop #LasVegas #HyperLoop #TheBoringCompany #WindowBreaker ♬ original sound - Todd Swank
@toddswank I almost said no to night snorkeling with manta rays in Hawaii because all I could think about was sharks. My sister talked me into it—and I nearly missed the highlight of our trip. At one point, six manta rays were doing slow barrel rolls beneath us. One brushed my belly, and it tickled. 😳 Some of the best memories start with “absolutely not.” #MantaRays #NightSnorkeling #HawaiiTravel #OceanAdventure #FaceYourFears ♬ original sound - Todd Swank