January 11, 2026

Kissing Goodbye to the 2025 Minnesota Vikings

 


Kissing Goodbye to the 2025 Minnesota Vikings
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for January 11, 2026


Last Sunday we made it to the Vikings–Packers finale, usually one of the hottest tickets in town, just not this year. The Vikings were already eliminated, the Packers were resting everyone with a pulse, and the playoff drama had officially left the building. We weren’t chasing hope, just maybe a little clarity on whether J.J. McCarthy is our quarterback of the future… or just another chapter in the ongoing Minnesota experiment.


I love going to games with my best girl, Miss Sheri. We’ve been Vikings fans together for 34 years, and there’s still nobody I’d rather suffer with on a Sunday afternoon. She’s sweet, loyal, and occasionally so vocal when things go sideways that I find myself quietly apologizing to the parents of nearby small children. Wouldn’t change a thing.


One genuinely cool moment was watching Justin Jefferson quietly make history. He hit 1,000 yards again, his sixth straight season, which only two other humans in NFL history have ever pulled off. Casual greatness, no drama, just doing impossible things while we all pretend we’re not spoiled having him on this team.


This was the J.J. McCarthy taunting play, which honestly was nice to see. A little edge, a little fire, a reminder he’s not just out there politely getting hit. Still a big question mark if he’s our guy next year, and an even bigger one if he can stay healthy, but there were flashes that made you pause. Vikings win it 16–3, and once again we head into the offseason doing what we do best… convincing ourselves that next year will definitely be the one.


On Tuesday I hopped a plane to Denver for three nights and three meetings, kicking off the new year on a high note. Three great customer conversations, a little thin air, and me out there proudly representing Oracle Cloud Infrastructure in the Mile High City.


This image is AI, but it’s pretty close to what I ran into that night. I left the hotel for dinner in a city I don’t know, and a couple miles in my phone suddenly died. That’s when I realized my charging cable was still back in the room. You don’t realize how dependent you are on your phone, especially for maps, until it’s gone. I went searching for a gas station, took a wrong turn in a construction zone, and ended up face-to-face with a concrete barrier, plus a couple cars that followed me in. I waved everyone backward, reset, and went looking for help… wondering how this all went sideways so fast.


Jeff and Jeff are two of our cloud engineering leaders, and they’re the secret weapon when it comes to convincing CIOs we’re the best AI cloud infrastructure out there. When you can back big claims with deep technical chops and real answers, the conversation changes fast, and I’m lucky to have guys like this in my corner.


This is pretty much my job in a nutshell: earn the meeting, make the case for why Oracle Cloud Infrastructure is the best out there, then say thank you over a really good meal. I get to talk tech, build real relationships, and spend time with smart people who don’t owe me anything. No wonder I’m gaining weight, but honestly, I’m grateful this is how I get to spend my days.

January 3, 2026

If This Is How 2025 Ends, 2026 Is in Trouble

 


If This Is How 2025 Ends, 2026 Is in Trouble

Todd Swank's Diary Entry for January 3, 2026


We’ve been busy. Like scrolling-through-your-camera-roll-asking-when-did-that-happen busy. The kind of busy where the holidays blur together and you’re not totally sure what day it is, but you’re very confident you didn’t sit still. So before I forget half of it, here’s how the final stretch of 2025 kicked off. This was Christmas Eve morning, starting the day early at church with Avery, Abby, and Luke to pause, reset, and remember the actual reason for the season… before immediately sprinting back into everything else that made the last two weeks feel like a highlight reel.


After church we went to lunch with Grandma Linda and then back to our place to open presents. Christmas without little kids around isn’t quite as magical. It’s calmer, quieter, and nobody’s tearing into wrapping paper like it’s a full-contact sport. Still great, just different. And yes, there was some quiet speculation about how many more Christmases it might stay this way, which is how I found myself silently rooting for the universe to do us a solid and let Miss Sheri get pregnant again.


This was our first Christmas with Avery and Abby as a married couple, so naturally we were thrilled to open a brand-new family wedding photo. Nothing says “welcome to the wall” like a professionally framed reminder that the day actually happened, everyone looked great, and we somehow pulled it all off. It’s equal parts sentimental, permanent, and proof that this whole marriage thing is officially real now.


Luke thought he had absolutely nailed Christmas. Knowing Avery is a former Minnesota Golden Gopher, he bought him a Max Brosmer Vikings jersey, fully convinced he was ahead of the curve. Brosmer, another ex-Gopher, had been signed as an undrafted free agent last offseason and was quietly hyped as the potential secret weapon when things started going sideways for J.J. McCarthy. Unfortunately, when Brosmer finally got his shot, it somehow went even worse. Much worse. By then the jersey was already locked in, so now we’re all rooting for a future redemption arc, because Luke made a bold call, and honestly, that confidence alone still counts as a win.


Ironically, Christmas Day brought us to U.S. Bank Stadium to watch the Vikings take on the Lions, with Max Brosmer starting again after J.J. McCarthy fractured his hand, which felt very on-brand for his season at this point. The good news was it barely mattered. The defense absolutely dismantled Detroit, forcing six turnovers and piling up five sacks while turning the game into a full-on holiday beatdown. Brosmer mostly focused on surviving, the offense did just enough, and the defense handled the rest, making the 23–10 win one of those rare Vikings games that was far more fun than stressful.


The real highlight of the day was the halftime show. Seeing Snoop Dogg take over U.S. Bank Stadium on Christmas felt surreal. I grew up on N.W.A. and Dr. Dre, so Snoop has been in steady rotation for basically my entire life, yet somehow this was the first time I’d ever seen him live. Watching him own an NFL stadium with that same effortless calm, decades deep into his career, was equal parts nostalgia and respect. Not flashy. Not forced. Just Snoop doing what Snoop does. Honestly, it felt like a Christmas miracle… FO shizzle.


The gifts kept giving when we were told we could go down on the field after the game. That excitement lasted right up until we learned that meant hanging around for another 45 minutes while the stadium slowly emptied. And once we finally got down there, it turned out to be exactly what you’d expect: a very large field, a lot of people wandering around, and absolutely no sign of Snoop Dogg, KOC, or Justin Jefferson anywhere. Still, credit where it’s due… the Christmas tree was pretty solid.


Luke was ready to get out of town, so we headed to Chicago for three nights to see what kind of trouble we could responsibly get into. We stayed in River North, which means everything is either a great restaurant, a questionable decision, or both. We did our homework, argued about deep dish like it mattered, dodged the L, and walked around pretending we knew where we were going. Just enough big-city chaos, neon, and winter grit to make it a perfect escape.


We were very intentional about our sightseeing choices. Classic architecture, great lighting, neutral territory. We made a point to avoid taking photos anywhere that could be considered even remotely controversial. Just a calm, drama free appreciation of the surroundings before moving along.


Saturday kicked off at the Museum of Science and Industry, which I loved as a kid and somehow love even more now. The Blue Paradox exhibit pulled me in immediately, massive curved screens, deep blue light, and an immersive setup that makes you forget where the floor ends and the wall begins. It’s beautiful and unsettling in equal measure, laying out the ocean plastic problem without shouting, just calmly making you sit with it. Naturally, we left feeling deeply reflective… and then pondered all of it while drinking a bottled water.


Also loved the space exhibits, especially the new SpaceX Dragon on display. Standing next to a flight-proven spacecraft that’s been to the ISS twice is one of those moments that quietly blows your mind. SpaceX has done more to move space exploration forward in a ridiculously short amount of time than just about anyone… which made it mildly fascinating that the exhibit focuses entirely on the machine, the missions, and the science, with absolutely no mention or photo of the guy who started the whole thing. Curious choice. Probably nothing to read into there.


One of our favorite things to do with Luke is catch live comedy, so a stop at Zanies Comedy Club felt overdue. Turns out we picked a good one. Zanies has been a Chicago comedy institution since the late ’70s and has hosted just about everyone before they were famous or right after they were unavoidable. Think proving-ground energy, low ceilings, tight room, nowhere to hide. We caught the Santa Spectacular, which was basically a lineup of sharp comics treating the holidays with the appropriate level of respect, which is none at all. Loud laughs, packed room, two-drink minimum doing its part, and that perfect feeling of walking out lighter than you walked in. Exactly what a comedy club is supposed to do.


We woke up Sunday and decided to give the Field Museum a shot. I’ll admit it, I went in a little skeptical, fully expecting a tasteful warehouse of stuffed animals frozen in eternal mid-pounce. Turns out I was very wrong. The Field is one of the world’s premier natural history museums, home to Sue, the largest and most complete T. rex ever discovered, plus jaw-dropping exhibits on ancient civilizations, evolution, gemstones, and creatures that absolutely did not sign up to be that terrifying. Somewhere between a 67-million-year-old dinosaur and artifacts pulled from every corner of the planet, I gained a whole new respect for the place. Still some stuffed animals, sure, but now backed by science, history, and enough awe to keep me quiet for at least ten minutes.


I’ve always been fascinated by sharks, so the idea of a megalodon is just absurd in the best way. Seeing these jaws in person really puts things in perspective, mostly that nature once built something whose mouth alone could qualify as a studio apartment. Staring at the sheer size of this thing is the kind of experience that should probably come with a warning label and a therapist on standby. That said, I’m still pretty confident I could take him. Not in the water, obviously. And not alive. Or moving. But conceptually? I like my chances.


We hit a lot of fun bars and restaurants on this trip, but I think we all agreed the Asian fusion buffet at TAO Chicago quietly ran away with the title. TAO is known for doing everything big, dramatic, and just a little over the top, and the food absolutely backed it up. I went in with a loose plan and immediately abandoned it in favor of oysters, sushi, prime rib, shrimp, desserts that deserved their own lighting, and several items I ate confidently without knowing what they were. The room alone feels like you accidentally wandered into a movie set, and by the end we were all full, impressed, and pretending we hadn’t already calculated how long it would take to walk off even a fraction of what we just ate.


We capped off the weekend with a visit to The Second City, which is basically a comedy factory that accidentally keeps producing legends. This is where people like Bill Murray, Tina Fey, and Steve Carell learned how to be funny. We saw The Best of the Second City: Celebrating 65 Years, which is exactly what it sounds like. A tight mix of sketch comedy, improv, and perfectly timed chaos that reminds you why this place matters. Smart, fast, and just reckless enough to feel alive. We walked out laughing, impressed, and quietly confident that if any of us had stuck around Chicago long enough, fame was probably inevitable.


After a whirlwind of travel, we capped off the year with an incredible opportunity to celebrate New Year’s Eve in Chaska at Mason and Lizzie Korkowski’s wedding. There’s something hard to beat about ringing in a new year surrounded by people who are clearly doing life right, dressed up, smiling big, and pulling off a night that felt equal parts elegant, joyful, and effortlessly fun. A beautiful couple, a perfect way to close out the year, and a pretty strong reminder that this is exactly how you want to welcome whatever comes next.


We already love any excuse to hang out with the Korkowski family, but spending New Year’s Eve with their extended clan was next level. Great people, lots of laughs, and an open bar that stayed open long enough to make everyone just a little more interesting and a lot more generous with compliments. Pure coincidence, I’m sure.


The next morning Miss Sheri informed me that I apparently told Ron he looked very handsome. More than once. In my defense, the guy cleans up extremely well and I was just being observational. Purely complimentary. Totally normal. Nothing to unpack here.


2025 definitely gave us a mixed bag of lessons, laughs, and a few head-scratching moments, but this New Year feels like the universe is quietly clearing its throat before doing something big. Call it optimism, intuition, or just leftover confidence from a night that involved questionable hats and good people, but 2026 feels loaded with possibility. Wishing you all a year full of momentum, wins you didn’t see coming, and at least one moment where you stop and think, “Yeah… this is working.”

@toddswank Snoop’s Halftime Holiday Show at US Bank Stadium. Christmas Day. 2025. #snoopdogg #christmas #minnesota #vikings #halftimeshow ♬ original sound - Todd Swank
@toddswank Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! #christmas #newyear #happiness #positivity #goals ♬ Whispers of Christmas - ViralMusic
@toddswank Steel built a region! #steel #chicago #industry ♬ original sound - Todd Swank

December 21, 2025

The Cold, Chaotic Sprint to Christmas

 

The Cold, Chaotic Sprint to Christmas

Todd Swank's Diary Entry for December 21, 2025


December 12 was Grandma Linda’s 83rd birthday, so we did what made sense. Dinner and a show at Mystic Lake, good food, loud rooms, and plenty of laughs. Mom has been dealing with more than her fair share lately, but she still shows up, still smiles, and still wants to be right in the middle of things with us. That alone says everything. Happy Birthday, mom!


When we heard there was a Beatles tribute show happening on the night of Grandma’s birthday, it felt like fate was doing us a small favor. Mom was always more of an Elvis fan, but the Beatles felt close enough to guaranteed joy that it was worth the gamble. Turns out, a birthday dinner followed by a loud, colorful night of familiar songs was exactly the right move.


What surprised us was how much Miss Sheri and I loved it too. We go to a lot of shows, but this one grabbed us fast. Before we knew it, we were singing along to Hey Jude, Yesterday, I Want to Hold Your Hand, and Yellow Submarine—Sheri hitting the notes, me providing volume, enthusiasm, and what I assume was a mild nuisance to everyone within a three-row radius. Great energy, big sound, and a reminder that some songs don’t age at all… even if the people singing them clearly have.


The next night we headed to Lindey’s Prime Steak House in Arden Hills with the Browns and the Zitzewitzes, a place that feels frozen in time in the best way possible. Big wood interior, old-school vibe, and steaks that show up massive enough to make you rethink your life choices. The menu is refreshingly simple. Do you want steak, or do you want steak? Our friends ordered theirs medium rare, one went full rare, and Miss Sheri and I quietly realized we may live a little further down the doneness spectrum. Either way, everyone was happy, the night was relaxed, and it was a great excuse to spend a few hours around people we enjoy.


We also caught an advanced screening of Song Sung Blue, which ended up meaning more to me than I expected. Tom D’Amato, played by Jim Belushi, was a longtime friend of my dad back in their Kmart manager days and later a friend of shortarmguy.com. We traded emails on and off for nearly 15 years. I remember him mentioning he managed a Neil Diamond tribute band called Lightning & Thunder, which I filed away as one of those fun facts you never expect to hear again. When I saw the trailer, I immediately thought of Tom and was genuinely delighted to discover he was part of the story. The movie itself was fantastic. I described it as the greatest Wisconsin love story ever told. I’ve always been a fan of Kate Hudson and she absolutely nails it here, with Hugh Jackman doing the same. Well worth seeing over Christmas break.


Friday night, Miss Sheri and I drove two hours down to Clear Lake, Iowa, to meet up with Krazy Kory at the Surf Ballroom. Two hours there, two hours back, all for a show that definitely wasn’t going to tuck us in gently. The Surf is pure rock-and-roll history, which made it even funnier watching a packed crowd settle in, knowing full well this was about to go way off the rails. Worth the drive, though we were already budgeting our energy for the return trip home before the lights even went down.


We were there to see Steve-O’s Crash & Burn Tour, which is less a traditional stand-up show and more a guided tour through his greatest hits of terrible decision-making. Part comedy, part storytelling, part video evidence that some ideas should never leave the brainstorming phase. I loved Jackass back in the day. Miss Sheri… not so much. And once the visuals started drifting into extended, deeply uncomfortable territory involving his own anatomy, she checked out fast while Krazy Kory and I laughed like middle-schoolers who definitely weren’t mature enough for this show. Not subtle. Not for everyone. Exactly what we expected.


Saturday took us to Buck Hill for Miss Sheri and my first skiing adventure in years, meeting up with Luke and Avery and Abby. The skiing part was fun. The wind on the chairlifts felt like it was personally offended by us being there. Things improved dramatically once we retreated to the car and upgraded everyone to full face masks, which turned misery into something almost enjoyable. Not every run was loved equally, but overall it was a cold, ridiculous, and surprisingly great way to spend the day with the kids.


A quick warm-up in the chalet before heading back out for a few more runs. Abby grabbed this picture of us with the boys—cold, tired, slightly overdressed, and still convincing ourselves we had another round in us. The last couple weeks were a blur of plans, miles, noise, and energy we absolutely did not budget correctly, but somehow that’s the whole point. Wishing everyone a Christmas filled with people you love and moments that feel special and incredible—even if you’re exhausted when they’re over.
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December 14, 2025

The 2025 Swank Family Christmas Letter



Merry Christmas from Team Swank—still standing, still laughing, and still shocked they let us adult unsupervised. 

 2025 opened the way most Swank years do: with a mix of chaos, comedy, and at least one doctor saying, “You again?” Between cardiology, pulmonology, and urology, we’ve basically unlocked the Mayo Clinic loyalty program. We’re one appointment away from a free smoothie. Through it all, we’re grateful every day is a gift—even when it feels like that gift is tube socks. 


The highlight of our year? Hands down: Avery and Abby’s wedding. The big day was perfect—from heartfelt vows to a dance floor that could have used more oxygen tanks. We officially welcomed Abby into the family, though honestly, she’s felt like one of us since day one. Avery continues to crush it at Rocket Mortgage, still writing code and building features that make mortgages slightly less soul-crushing. 


 Luke’s still at Cyber Power Systems, working as a financial analyst and keeping the sales team honest—one expense report at a time. He builds spreadsheets that would make NASA jealous, but saves the real competition for fantasy football, fantasy basketball, and the occasional reckless parlay with Dad. He’s eyeing his first home in 2026, and if grit counts for anything, he’ll get there. We’re proud. 


We said goodbye to a couple of beloved family members this year. Grandma Leona passed away after blessing us for 93 years with love, wit, and enough homemade cookies to fill a small bakery. 


And Blue, our golden retriever and emotional support furball, crossed the rainbow bridge this fall. We like to think he’s up there now, tail wagging, judging us from above for giving his tennis ball to the neighbor dog. 


Thankfully, 2025 gave us some high notes too. We went on incredible trips—Hawaii was a standout, with ocean views so magical even Todd forgot to check his email. 


We also squeezed in weekend getaways, concerts, and our usual attempts to defy Minnesota weather by attending every Vikings and Timberwolves game possible. We cheer loud enough to be heard—just not by anyone who can do anything about it. 


 And now we head into 2026 with big dreams: Sheri plans to travel more, worry less, and finally learn how to pack light. Todd plans to build an AI-powered empire or at least finally organize the basement. Together, we plan to keep chasing joy, dodging doctors, and finding new ways to laugh when life throws us curveballs. 

May your holidays be joyful, your spirits high, and your 2026 be filled with adventures. 

The Swank Family

 

December 7, 2025

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like a Spectacular Minnesota Christmas

 

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like a Spectacular Minnesota Christmas

Todd Swank's Diary Update for December 7, 2025

Friday night dropped us right back into the Christmas Spectacular at River Valley Church in Apple Valley, our second year in a row, and somehow it hit even harder this time. The whole thing is this whirlwind of live music and enough Christmas energy to power the Mall of America for a week. It’s inspirational, it’s spiritual, it’s uplifting and it sneaks up on you in that good way where you suddenly realize you’re smiling like a kid again. Just an absolutely beautiful show that kicks the season into gear and reminds you why this time of year still matters.

Ted and Marcia rounded up the crew and invited us out, so we kicked things off with dinner at Newt’s, where the popcorn was flowing and the laughs were even louder. It’s one of those meals where the conversation bounces all over the place, everyone’s in a good mood and you remember why you actually like leaving the house in December. From there we headed to the show, still riding the energy from dinner, and the whole night turned into this perfect mix of fun, music and inspiration. A pretty great way to launch the weekend.


Miss Sheri and I are heading into our 34th Christmas together, which is impressive considering she’s had three decades to realize what she’s working with. We hit 31 years of marriage in 2025, and somehow she still makes the season brighter just by showing up. Sweet enough to warm your heart, sarcastic enough to keep me honest. Perfect combo.


Sunday brought us back to US Bank Stadium, because what else are Vikings fans gonna do but show up and hope for the best? It’s been a tough season, no sugarcoating it, but we still walked in thinking maybe this would be the one that turns things around. The stadium looked great, the crowd was fired up and, for a moment, it felt like anything was possible. Minnesota optimism is undefeated, even if the team isn’t.


It was Avery’s turn to join me at the game, and of course it happened to be about ten below outside, because Minnesota likes to keep us humble. Getting there wasn’t exactly a joyride, but we hopped on the light rail and it dropped us right at the stadium doors, saving us from turning into father-son popsicles. Cold or not, always fun getting to take him to a game.


Miss Sheri and Luke ended up having their own little adventure. They heard Minnesota Hall of Famer John Randle was at Launch Pad Golf, so they made a beeline over to meet him and launch a few drives into the snowy abyss. Randle’s one of the greatest defensive tackles ever, the face-painted, trash-talking spark plug who basically ran on pure chaos and quarterback fear, so getting a few minutes with him made their quick stop feel pretty legendary. They weren’t there long, but it definitely counted as a win for Team Sheri and Luke.


JJ McCarthy got the start again, which at this point feels like the right call. It’s been a rough couple of months watching him try to figure it out, but after last week in Seattle, we learned Max Brosmer isn’t exactly riding in on a white horse either. Might as well let the kid play the rest of the season and see if he’s going to grow into an NFL quarterback or if we need to start sketching out a new plan for next year.


Our opponent today was Jayden Daniels and the Washington Commanders. They’ve had plenty of their own challenges this season, which is a surprise after the electric year Daniels put together in 2024. Still, he’s fun to watch, and we were looking forward to seeing what he could do up close. Of course, that didn’t mean we wanted anything good to actually happen for them. Admire the talent, hope for the loss. Classic game-day mindset.


The Vikings finally gave us something to cheer about, unloading on Washington 31–0 and snapping that brutal losing streak with their first home win in months. After two weeks of looking completely lost, JJ McCarthy came out firing with three touchdowns and the kind of confidence we’ve been begging to see, while the defense grabbed three takeaways and sent Jayden Daniels to the sideline after shutting down the Commanders early. It doesn’t magically fix the season, but it does make the final stretch a lot more fun, and for one Sunday at least, Minnesota optimism actually paid off.