Holding On Loosely to What’s Left of Summer
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for August 16, 2026
Holding On Loosely to What’s Left of Summer
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for August 16, 2026
The Minnesota Vikings Put Me on the Field.
This Seems Like Poor Judgment.
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for August 9, 2026
Part of the fantasy of getting on the field is hoping somebody in the organization notices you and says, “Hey, we could use that guy.” I mean, look at these dudes. Big, strong, athletic... sure. But I feel like I could hang with them for a while. Maybe not physically, but conversationally I’d be a huge locker-room asset.
The knock on Kyler Murray has always been his size, and seeing him on the field next to the other guys really drives it home. It’s like somebody’s little brother wandered into the team photo and then refused to leave. But I watched him with Arizona and remember plenty of great stretches. He’s quick, dangerous with his feet, and can absolutely sling it. Put that behind this offense and I’m pretty excited to see what happens.
@toddswank Vikings Training Camp - August 8, 2026 #minnesota #vikings #trainingcamp ♬ original sound - Soul of Afrika
@toddswank Justin Jefferson is loading up for 2026! #minnesota #vikings #justinjefferson ♬ som original - DJ Monster
@toddswank Minnesota Vikings Trainig Camp 2026 #vikings #trainingcamp #nfl ♬ sonido original - Grandes Exitos
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for August 2, 2026
For years, I’ve steered past this concrete mystery at the entrance to Candy Cove without knowing what it was. I finally did something brilliant and asked ChatGPT. Turns out it’s the remains of the old Candy Cove Dam, built in 1942 to protect Prior Lake’s water level because the cove’s porous bottom was apparently leaking the lake underground. Eighty-four years later, I solved the mystery without leaving the boat. Technology has finally justified itself.
The whole thing was Krazy Kory’s idea, but he had to back out a few days before the game, so Miss Sheri and I went without him. We ended up in the front row of the upper-deck corner, which I was pretty happy about considering Target Center looked nearly sold out and my official Lynx status is somewhere between “occasional customer” and “who let this guy in?”
Of course, one of the biggest draws was getting to watch Caitlin Clark play again. She’s been Miss Sheri’s favorite player since about her sophomore year at Iowa, partly because Caitlin is an Iowa girl and Miss Sheri grew up there playing basketball through high school. This was probably our fourth or fifth time seeing her in person, so at this point I’m surprised Caitlin doesn’t at least wave.
The Lynx were plenty of a draw on their own, entering the game with the WNBA’s best record and rookie Olivia Miles looking like anything but a rookie. She poured in 28 points, including 14 in the second quarter, and ran the offense with the confidence of someone who clearly skipped the part where first-year players are supposed to look nervous. Caitlin may have brought the crowd, but Olivia made sure everyone learned her name.
@toddswank Spin me right round baby! #flip #jetski #spin ♬ sonido original - L o n e l i n e s s 1 9 9 3
Rocking Hard & Sweating Harder
at the 2026 Yacht Club Music Festival
Todd Swank's Diary Update for July 19, 2026
@toddswank 20 minutes until I get to see Wicked for the first time! #wicked #theater #emeraldcity ♬ original sound - Todd Swank