May 17, 2015

The Minnesota Zoo in May, 2015



The Minnesota Zoo in May, 2015
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for May 17, 2015


It has now been three weeks since Blue came into our lives and we are a little surprised that he's not potty trained yet.  He also chews on everything within eye sight that we haven't raised to higher grounds and bites all of us every chance he gets.  If he wasn't so dang cute, we'd probably be re-thinking this whole new dog idea.


On Friday night, we gathered up the gang and headed to Paragon Theaters in Burnsville to see the instant classic, Pitch Perfect 2.  OK.  It probably won't be considered a classic.  Actually, it was pretty lousy compared with the first one .  Sure, we still liked grooving along with some favorite acapella renditions of beloved songs from the past, but the story and dialog were pretty weak vs the original.  Aca-apalling!


So the movie may not have lived up to our expectations, but the chairs and theater were quite the pleasant surprise.  We weren't aware we were getting the luxury lazboys until we got in there, but were pretty happy when we took off our shoes, socks, and outer-garments and really cozied up and made ourselves at home!


On Saturday, we were excited to have a visit from Krazy Kory and his lovely daughter, Harli.  They decided to come to Minnesota to go to the zoo and we were happy to join them.


Krazy Kory also brought his dog, Buddy.  Sunny has been pretty passive with Blue since they've been together, but Buddy was much more aggressive.  Blue was undeterred, though, and just kept coming back at the much larger dog.  This puppy's got bite.



We spent the day at the Minnesota Zoo visiting old friends like the Bald Eagle who has been here for a few years.  Something happened to this guy's wing so he's no longer able to fly, but he still looks really majestic when he goes Spread Eagle!  Kind of looks like me if I were a bird.


The bears were chilling in their pool tossing around a log like it was a little baseball bat.  This guy started to look annoyed like he was ready to take his log and go home.


One of his friends was working with a trainer to get some treats.  It was incredible to see up close how big these guys really are.  I still think I could take one of them if we ever met up in the woods.  I used to be a pretty good wrestler in high school and I'd just sweep his leg, take him to the ground, and then put him on his back.  That's exactly how I'd do it.


This guy is called a takin and he just kept staring at me the whole time we were standing near him.  I was kind of surprised that a creature that chose to live his life in a zoo like this would be so offended by someone coming up to take his picture.  You'd think he would have stayed in the wilderness with that kind of an attitude.


I knew it was Saturday, but after seeing these guys I just couldn't resist yelling "Hump Day!" for the rest of the afternoon.


The zoo has a brand new carousel which Krazy Kory really seemed to like.  I think Harli kind of liked it also.


Sheri and the boys were hung up at the bunny cages for quite awhile.  They really like bunnies.


We had a chance to watch the wild dogs being fed.  They called them wild dogs, but they sure looked like foxes to me.  Now that I think about it, I really wish I would have stuck around to hear what they had to say.


They tried to claim this was a moose, but I'm no dummy.  I know moose have big antlers on their head.  This looks like some kind of big donkey to me.


We walked around the whole zoo all day and eventually started to get tired, so we sat down a lot.  It's fun to look at sleeping animals while sitting down.


Several of the monkeys had little babies with them.  I really hope they're careful with them sitting up in those trees all day.


I never realized porcupines were such party animals, but this guy looks like he just rolled out of a Grateful Dead concert.


Krazy Kory doesn't read very well, so it's fun to tell him that signs like these say "I'm very friendly.  Please pet me."


I'm not sure how I'd feel if I was walking through the woods and suddenly saw a Minnesota Lynx looking back at me like this.  I'd probably do the same thing I did at the zoo and exclaim "Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!"


We watched these sun bears for quite awhile expecting one of these branches to break under their weight, but lucky for them they held firm.   That would have sucked for them to fall down on top of one another.  Would have made a pretty funny video, though.


All in all, I think Harli had a pretty good day.  


To top it off, we took her on her first ride on a ski boat.  It was a little to cold to take her skiing, though.


The water wasn't too cold for Krazy Kory and Avery to dive in and beat up on a buoy.  That'll learn it.



Luke wanted nothing to do with swimming.  He was much happier sitting on the boat and not catching fish.


We ended the night with a trip to TGI Fridays.  I probably annoyed the waitress when I kept exclaiming "It's not Friday, it's Hump Day!!!"  But then again, she didn't get a chance to see the camels at the zoo.  She would have totally understood my feelings if she had.

ChannelPro 20/20 Visionary 2015





In the May 2015 issue of ChannelPro Magazine, they've named their picks of the 40 most influential leaders in SMB technology today.


Rich Freeman wrote that "There are plenty of bright minds in the SMB channel, but some shine just a little brighter than the rest  Here are ChannelProSMB's picks for this year's 20 most influential luminaries from the vendor, analyst, and consulting communities, as well as the 20 most farsighted VARs and MSPs from the SMB partner community."


I was surprised to find out I was one of their picks.

Here's what they said about me.




Thank you, ChannelPro Magazine for this honor.  
I'm very proud to be included on this list.





May 10, 2015

Intel Solutions Summit 2015 in Dallas, Texas


Intel Solutions Summit 2015 in Dallas, Texas
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for May 10, 2015


Blue is getting settled into our house including Sunny's favorite sleeping spots.  Sunny isn't very thrilled about it.


The weather was nice on Sunday, so we thought it was a good time to get the boat out for a ride and have a contest to see which one of us had the skin tone that most closely matched the color of the boat.

   
On Tuesday, I flew down to Dallas, Texas.


I stayed at the Hyatt Regency which is directly below Reunion Tower.  It's hard not to feel like Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark while standing here.  I kept waiting for the big ball to start rolling down at me and I'd just run away from it while carrying my whip and a little golden statue.  All I needed was a fancy leather coat and hat and I could have done it.


The reason I came to Dallas was to attend the 2015 Intel Solutions Summit.  It's my favorite conference of the year!


The big trends in focus this year are a new CPU called Sky Lake for the client, focusing on vertical markets in the data center, and preparing for an explosion of new devices that will all be interconnected in the internet of things!  Every year I get so inspired at this show that I just want to go after about100 new opportunities when I get back to the office.


During the evenings, Intel always takes real good care of us and entertains us at different and exciting venues.  On Wednesday night, we went to see a really cool museum called the Perot Museum of Nature and Science which was made possible by the family of Ross Perot.  They're such nice people.


There were all sorts of bones and rocks and stuff.  I like bones and rocks.


I had a great time hanging with old friends and meeting a bunch of new ones.


On the last day, I went up to the top of Reunion Tower to have lunch and get caught up on emails.  It was a pretty cool place to hang out for a few hours and overlook the beautiful city of Dallas.


The really cool part of this trip was that I got to stick around an extra day and see my sisters who both live in Dallas.  They're such nice people.


Their husbands are fun too and we really like taking baths together.


I made it back in time for Mother's Day and to take the family to Como Zoo in St. Paul.  


I don't care how old you are, it's always fun to go to the zoo!


Even if the polar bears are kind of grumpy every time we come there.  This guy has been at Como Zoo for decades and we're pretty sure he's clinically insane.  I always try to get him to look at a series of Ink Blot cards that I have, but he just looks at me like this and doesn't give any solid answers to what he thinks he sees in the images.  It's hard to make a real diagnosis that way.

  
My family likes to look at pretty flowers.


We also like to stand on bridges over water.  But the way my diet has been going, I'm starting to think this is probably not a safe way for my family to spend time with me.


For lunch we went to the Nook in St. Paul to try their famous Juicy Lucies.  They were pretty juicy, that's for sure.

Intel VP: The Business Game Gets Better With Skylake Plus Windows 10


"I'm particularly excited about Skylake. … We haven't had a good desktop launch in a couple of years, so that's one really exciting story that we'll hear [at ISS]," said Todd Swank, senior director of product marketing at Equus Computer Systems, an Intel partner based in Minnetonka, Minn. "The PC refresh is something new to talk about with Skylake, mixed with Windows 10, so hopefully we'll see a boost in demand with those two launches coming side by side."

"It will be really interesting to see what features will be there," said Equus Computers' Swank. "Often, we know that new chipsets will be faster and cooler, but I'm curious to see what other features will be highlighted by Intel at this launch relative to what our customers want from a PC. For resellers and end users, Intel does a great job laying out that story line."

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http://www.crn.com/news/components-peripherals/300076731/intel-vp-the-business-game-gets-better-with-skylake-plus-windows-10.htm

May 3, 2015

The Kentucky Derby at Canterbury Downs


The Kentucky Derby at Canterbury Downs
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for May 3, 2015


Miss Sheri went to St. Louis last week.  This was my favorite picture she took although I can't help but keep wondering what happened to the third Charlie's Angel.


We are really proud of Luke this week.  The kid went out on his own and found a job at the local DQ.  On his second night working we went in and ordered some food so we could sneak a peek at how he was doing.

He says he really likes making Blizzards and other ice cream treats, but I really wonder how much the customers get and how much comes home on his shirt!


On Friday night, we headed to the Mall of America to ride some escalators.


Since we were already there, we thought we'd stop by Benihana and see our good friends, the Zitzewitz Family.  That worked out pretty well.


I love Benihana but literally gained 13 pounds during this meal.  I gotta take a month off from eating to recover.


After engorging myself, I thought I might be able to lose some weight by going to the Legion in Savage and sing some Karaoke.  It didn't really work for me.


It has now been one week since we brought Blue into our home.  The first few nights were really rough as he cried a lot in his kennel, but each night seems to get a little better and he's now making it through most of the night.  Sunny is NOT loving his new house-mate though.  Blue follows Sunny everywhere and nips at his face and other body parts every chance he gets.  Sunny is a boy, but Blue thinks that he can still get milk out of him.   It usually doesn't end very well for either one of them.


On Saturday morning we went to see the new Avengers movie.  I'm beginning to realize that I no longer enjoy Marvel movies.  After seeing like 50 of them, I'm starting to realize they are all generally the same.  Spoiler alert, the bad guys appear unstoppable, the good guys figure out a way to win, and then at the end there appears an even worse bad guy that the good guys will have to defeat in the next movie.  I can't wait to see it.


Saturday afternoon brought us to Canterbury Downs to connect with some friends and watch the greatest 2 minutes in sports, the Kentucky Derby!  Mike was the only one who remembered his derby hat.


It's amazing how many people show up to watch a 2 minute horse race on a big video screen in the field.  I guess it's probably because you can place your bets there which I did.  I could kick myself because if I would have listened to my coworker, I would have won the $600 superfecta.  But I thought I was clever and chose the horse with the name I thought sounded cool (Carpe Diem) instead of the horse he told me to choose (Firing Line).  I'm a big dummy.


At least I had a good time hanging out with this crew of characters.  They make losing money fun!